cast

Bill Kopp

Eek (voice)

Savage Steve Holland

Elmo the Elk (voice)

Elinor Donahue

Mom (voice)

E. G. Daily

Wendy (voice)

Charlie Adler

J.B. (voice)

John Kassir

Mittens (voice)

Gillian Anderson

Dana Scully (voice)

Cynthia Rothrock

Cynthia Rothrock (voice)

Nathan Wang

Nate the Dragon (voice)

Kati Rocky

Kati Rocky (voice)

John Landis

John Landis (voice)

Fabio

Fabio (voice)

Margaret Loesch

Margaret Loesch (voice)

John Walsh

John Walsh (voice)

Mr. T

Mr. T-Rex (voice)

Kimberley Kates

Witch (voice)

Phil Hartman

Psycho Bunny (voice)

Buck Henry

Cupid (voice)

William Shatner

Santa Claus (voice)

William Shatner

Commander Berzerk (voice)

Heather Locklear

Alice (voice)

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al' Yankovic (voice)

Tim Curry

Narrator (voice)

David Duchovny

Fox Mulder (voice)

Don Cornelius

Don Corneilus (voice)

Dee Snider

Dee Snidersaur (voice)

Bobcat Goldthwait

Blitzen (voice)

Tawny Kitaen

Annabelle (voice)